and fuck you stomach you are NOT hungry again and we can’t use the microwave anyway so go to sleep
I am so frustrated and angry right now
do you know what that means
it means i’m fucking crying
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.
I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.
Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.
why do i do this i have a bunch of fanfics started
but i need to write something for francis
jumu go shut yourself away in google docs and leave the social media world alone
one of these days i’m going to lose my fucking SHIT over the upstairs denizen thumping around loudly in the middle of the night even after TWO warnings from the office and go up there, knock on the door, smile, and ask them politely to quiet down a little in my sugar-coated serial killer voice
then maybe i can see what the fuck they think they’re doing in the middle of the night to make so much fucking noise like are you rebuilding the sellwood bridge up there