and fuck you stomach you are NOT hungry again and we can’t use the microwave anyway so go to sleep


i’m taking my bum late night ass to bed


I am so frustrated and angry right now

do you know what that means

it means i’m fucking crying


STUBBING MY TOES MAKES ME SO ANGRY

I AM THE FUCKING HULK


but bladder i’m really comfortable right now



rpg-bros-and-two-nordics:

I like Finland’s song. Yep Sweden wants to marry you Finland. 

And Sweden’s song is You. I am serious the title of the song is You. 

So enjoy this random thing like omg it’s really late and I am like listening to Russia’s song ; u ; me likey.

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tumtumtumimacatlover:

viamadlucem:

So can we make it a thing that if you’re in the Kingdom Hearts fandom, instead of this image…

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…you use this one?

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via romanorgasm // originally yourendorphine

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe


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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 


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ijustgotback:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

momentsofweakness:

wishfulthinkingoutloud:

amaya-krb:

sarcastictoad:

guitargirlwhowritessillysongs:

This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.

Headcanon Accepted.

I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.

#KARI WAS THE FIRST S.H.I.E.L.D AGENT

Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.

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thegirlwholoves-coffee:

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

someone please get him an award

Source:thegirlwholoves-coffee
  • Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
  • Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
  • Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
  • Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
  • Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
  • Friend: ...

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why do i do this i have a bunch of fanfics started

but i need to write something for francis

gdi


jumu go shut yourself away in google docs and leave the social media world alone


one of these days i’m going to lose my fucking SHIT over the upstairs denizen thumping around loudly in the middle of the night even after TWO warnings from the office and go up there, knock on the door, smile, and ask them politely to quiet down a little in my sugar-coated serial killer voice

then maybe i can see what the fuck they think they’re doing in the middle of the night to make so much fucking noise like are you rebuilding the sellwood bridge up there